Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

My sis forwarded a Tokyo Drift spoof song which was remixed by Hitz FM into a hilarious Mat Rempit anthem called ‘We’re Not So Furious’! Since it was damn hilarious I have a strong urge to share this with ya’ll by creating an MTV dedicated to this spoof song by combining miscellaneous Mat Rempit stunts & police chase clips from Youtube….And the result is this;

TADA!!

If you guys like the song & wanna karaoke along, here’s the lyrics!

Artist: The Teriyaki JJ n Rudy
Album: n/a
Track: We’re Not So furious
Genre: n/a

Ah kereta kereta, Drift-drift-drift!!

Here we go!

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you like it, come and try it,
Then you’ll really really know,

We’re not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit)
We’re not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit) (Hahaha!!)

Eh, rush lagi, eh jalan sempit lah,
Don’t you call me a Mat Rempit,
I’ll only go fast.. a lil’ bit,
Come in another road I go “Pit Pit”(honking sound)

Ampang, YEAH!
Seremban, YEAH!
I do superman, sedikit.
Morning crew boys, sepuluh cc.(sepuluh is 10)
All my motor, I’m the VIP.

Many many cars all driving,
Cutting here and there, no signal-ing.
Scream-ing, scold-ing, honk-ing, speed-ing,
None of them even look-ing.
I don’t wan no pro-be-lam,
Need to get to work so please faham.
Turning, cutting, chill-outing, THANK YOU!!
Hopefully i dont get saman!

Sepit udang sudah chrome,
Mudguard sudah chrome,
My chamber is buluh,
My motor is still slow!!
MY kocek is kosong,
My paycheck take so long.
Tweaking, adding, exhaust, styling,
Money spending still going slow!!

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor… (interuption)
Haa la mak dude…Hold on.
….
…..
TRANSFORM!!!!
“chi ko kok chi kek kok ki kek kok”

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you like it, come and try it,
Then you’ll really really know,

We’re not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit)
We’re not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit)

Break it down in BM, C’mon.
All rite, here we go…here we go…
Anda sedia? Anda sedia?
SUDAH SEDIA!
Saya katakan…bahaya!
Saya mau…. wan wan wan.
Apa takde nyanyi you?
Pasal saya tak fa-ha-ham
(HAHAHAHHAHAHA) <_<

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you like it, come and try it,
Then you'll really really know,

We're not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit)
We're not so Furiouuuus~
(Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit)

Ok ,habis already. Jom balik.
We're getting a bad rap, Letsgetoutofhere.
Bringgg, Bringgg, Bringgggg, Brrrrringgg, Bringgggggg, Superman!!! Bringgg, BRINGGG, Superman!!! Bringgg, SUPERMAN!!!!
PUA, PATAH KAKI~!! PUA HEY KEPALA MELETUP!!
(HAHAHAHA~ Blu blu blu~)
Hey whats that dude!