Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

Nizar’s Car Plate A Hot Cake For Fortune Seekers

Our beloved Perak MB, Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin was involved in an accident on the 7th. His Camry (not Zambry) overturned while trying to avoid a Volvo driven by a lady driver at a junction while on his way to a nearby clinic. And for the Chinese, a car driven by a prominent figure overturning is hot news. Hot is not because of Nizar or his car but is his car's plate! Today mom tried to buy some mapiaw (lottery) that I suggested which includes Nizar's car plate - 3 combination (not gonna...

New Malaysian Terms After 8th March Political Tsunami

The March 8th political tsunami had made a big impact for Malaysians until new words were coined up. I got this from email circulars which I think is really funny. I have added few more terms below to add up to the list. Altantuya: Refers to our new .... also refers to 'that' Mongolian lady BABI: Formerly used to refer to the swine family. Now used in Umno circles as an acronym of Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim. Balkis: A Travel and Shopping Club for wives of Umno politicians. membership...

Perak Crisis: Assemblymen ‘Ensemble’ Under the Tree

Pakatan Rakyat Perak made history today. YB Sivakumar and the Knights of Silver State brave through the thugs, the likes of PEKIDA, UMNO Youths and UMNO special branch - the FRU to the State Assembly building. As usual, BN-UMNO -ed machineries via the shameless police with absolute cowardice managed to lock the building down and barred entrances to stop the assembly. Mob tactics were used against the PR ADUNS to harass and intimidate them. Surprisingly, the police on guard did nothing but...

Dear JOHN

Dear J.O.H.N, Oh how I hate to write, Dear J.O.H.N, Pakatan Rakyat let you know tonight, That our trust for you all has died away, Like grass upon the lawn, And tonight we pledge to fight you another day! You lot sucked big time. Be gone to the darkside you...

Perak Chaos: My Message to My King

Perak has descended into chaos and as a proud anak Perak, I am not missing this opportunity to make my bid to seek a cyber audience from my King so that a snap-election can be held in the event of PR Perak under siege by the evil wrong doings of Najib and his frog unit codenamed J.O.H.N. Here is my message; "Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun, sembah patik mohon di ampun.  Limpah kurnia dan kasih tuanku tidak terhingga kepada bumi Perak dan patik sebagai jelata bumi bertuah ini ingin...

Proud of Perak

I felt jubilant as Perak was taken over by opposition as this is the moment that we all have been waiting for. I am just happen to share the same sentiments with my fellow statesmen and countrymen. Makal sakthi to all, may Perak will live prosperously with it's soon-to-be formed Pakatan Rakyat coalition! Here's a snippet from The Star about the new formation of Perak government; IPOH: The state DAP, PAS and PKR leaders will seek an audience with the Sultan of Perak Sultan Azlan Shah on...