Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

Nizar’s Car Plate A Hot Cake For Fortune Seekers

Our beloved Perak MB, Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin was involved in an accident on the 7th. His Camry (not Zambry) overturned while trying to avoid a Volvo driven by a lady driver at a junction while on his way to a nearby clinic. And for the Chinese, a car driven by a prominent figure overturning is hot news. Hot is not because of Nizar or his car but is his car's plate! Today mom tried to buy some mapiaw (lottery) that I suggested which includes Nizar's car plate - 3 combination (not gonna...

Dear JOHN

Dear J.O.H.N, Oh how I hate to write, Dear J.O.H.N, Pakatan Rakyat let you know tonight, That our trust for you all has died away, Like grass upon the lawn, And tonight we pledge to fight you another day! You lot sucked big time. Be gone to the darkside you...

Perak Chaos: My Message to My King II

After delivering my short message via DYMM Tuanku official guestbook, I dropped an email to DYMM Tuanku's special PR officer with a semi-lengthy message in hope that my message and many other Perakians will be heard. Here is what I've said; "Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun, sembah patik mohon di ampun. Patik mohon mengadap sembah Tuanku dan memohon Tuanku memperkenankan untuk bubarkan Dewan Undangan Negeri Perak untuk membolehkan rakyat Tuanku mengundi dan memilih kerajaan, demi untuk...

Perak Chaos: My Message to My King

Perak has descended into chaos and as a proud anak Perak, I am not missing this opportunity to make my bid to seek a cyber audience from my King so that a snap-election can be held in the event of PR Perak under siege by the evil wrong doings of Najib and his frog unit codenamed J.O.H.N. Here is my message; "Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun, sembah patik mohon di ampun.  Limpah kurnia dan kasih tuanku tidak terhingga kepada bumi Perak dan patik sebagai jelata bumi bertuah ini ingin...