Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

New Malaysian Terms After 8th March Political Tsunami

The March 8th political tsunami had made a big impact for Malaysians until new words were coined up. I got this from email circulars which I think is really funny. I have added few more terms below to add up to the list. Altantuya: Refers to our new .... also refers to 'that' Mongolian lady BABI: Formerly used to refer to the swine family. Now used in Umno circles as an acronym of Brother Anwar Bin Ibrahim. Balkis: A Travel and Shopping Club for wives of Umno politicians. membership...

Dear JOHN

Dear J.O.H.N, Oh how I hate to write, Dear J.O.H.N, Pakatan Rakyat let you know tonight, That our trust for you all has died away, Like grass upon the lawn, And tonight we pledge to fight you another day! You lot sucked big time. Be gone to the darkside you...

Perak Chaos: My Message to My King II

After delivering my short message via DYMM Tuanku official guestbook, I dropped an email to DYMM Tuanku's special PR officer with a semi-lengthy message in hope that my message and many other Perakians will be heard. Here is what I've said; "Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun, sembah patik mohon di ampun. Patik mohon mengadap sembah Tuanku dan memohon Tuanku memperkenankan untuk bubarkan Dewan Undangan Negeri Perak untuk membolehkan rakyat Tuanku mengundi dan memilih kerajaan, demi untuk...

Perak Chaos: My Message to My King

Perak has descended into chaos and as a proud anak Perak, I am not missing this opportunity to make my bid to seek a cyber audience from my King so that a snap-election can be held in the event of PR Perak under siege by the evil wrong doings of Najib and his frog unit codenamed J.O.H.N. Here is my message; "Ampun Tuanku beribu-ribu ampun, sembah patik mohon di ampun.  Limpah kurnia dan kasih tuanku tidak terhingga kepada bumi Perak dan patik sebagai jelata bumi bertuah ini ingin...

Codename J.O.H.N: Destination Perak

My day was shocked and shattered by the news of the 'collapse' of my homestate; Perak. The usual browsing routine suddenly became lifeless as I was stoned in front of my monitor reading 'simplified' frontpage of Malaysiakini. The 'simplified' page was due to high traffic earlier in the morning surging towards the site by die-hard Pakatan supporters. It made my 'day' for awhile as I usually glued to my PC this hour but my normally fun routine became almost like a sort of 'mourning'. Since...

From Permatang Pauh to Parliament

Congrats Dato' Seri. Next stop - Putrajaya. Make sure the crossovers will take place. You said the 16th. That was merely 3 weeks shy. I was hoping that it will happen. Anyway, good luck in serving us and we are hopeful that you could fulfill your promises just like what you have promised us in your series of ceramahs and PC's, not only for the folks in Permatang Pauh (PP) but the entire rakyat of the nation. Your warcry outrun (and outsmart) the BN machinery though they came with an army...

P44=PAA=Pakatan Ambil Alih

Good thing DSAI's case was bailable, even at 20K, PR had nothing to lose. This will at least allow DSAI to concentrate on his campaigns in Permatang Pauh soon. I like to analyse situations, and I have found indications that shows the crushing defeat of BN soon is VERY imminent. Why did I say so? This is because P44: Permatang Pauh itself show signs in it's parliamentary numbering. Check this out; Permatang Pauh is P44. If you 'alphabatisize' the 44, the closest match to an alphabet has...

Martial Law Awaits Malaysia

Musa Hassan did it again. Being an (him) important element in the BN machinery, he is dragging the army into his and his superior's game. The army has always stood firm but neutral in Malaysian politics as their sole loyalty is only to the King, i.e. the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong. I was wondering if the Agong will have any say on this since the army is directly under his command. Pakatan Rakyat is slowly gaining momentum as case upon case has been opened and filed. The latest was Syed Hamid who...

Putrajaya Road to Perdition

Note: This post is pro-Pakatan Rakyat post. If you are a 'Fuckatan BN', go butt-off. "Shell-shocked. Jaw dropped. Eyes popped." I came back late from work, switched on my PC and 'activate' my daily digest - Youtube, and straight away, a Malaysiakini clip that I subscribed locked my attention. As I sunk deep in the press statement made by Sivarasa Rasiah, PKR 2nd in-command, I was tad confused. I thought it was someone who had been sodomised 10 years ago is filing a case against Anwar...

Goodies From Pak Lah: More Petrol Hike

It was confirmed now that the 'goodies' from Pak Lah did came in the 'form' of petrol price increase that was being announced just a minute past midnight today. What was seen as a drastic approach has caused the toll to the rakyatl. Petrol increased to RM2.70 (+78sen) from previously RM1.92, and diesel increased to RM2.59 (+RM1.00) from previously RM2.58. The ironic thing about all this is DPM Najib 'assured' Malaysians in February 2008 that there will be no increase after the general...