27 Things

Just spotted this questionnaire from Simple American. Although he didn’t tag me on this, but these questionnaires seems kinda fun.

1) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Khairy Jamaluddin (racist mofo!)

2) You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Pussycat Dolls (they ain’t R&B, they are shit!)

3) Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Hishamuddin Tun Hussein (keris showdown la)

4) What is your favorite cheese?
Cheddar enough la. Not diggin those fancy ones like Ringo did.

5) You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Erm, BLT?

6) You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Julia Stiles?

7) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Sowelu! (Jap R&B singer..)

8) Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
An electronic gadget or computer hardware.

9) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
New York. Wanna meet the Wu-Tang Clan in Shalin!.

10) Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Buy a lot of underground hiphop mixtapes, or perhaps another electronic gadget.

11) An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Hoegaarden (Dutch white beer)

12) Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Wanna trace my ancestry back in Fujian province..

13) You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Thou shalt not kill no matter how shitty it is.

14) You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
Cyntellitech. Gadget, IT & comp innovation?

15) What is your favorite curse word?
Fuqyn’ell mahn!

16) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Get the hell outta there, get a chainsaw & get mummicidal!

17) Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
Personal file storage. (a storage that contains all my ID, passport, birthcert, academic cert, bank account details, credit cards, etc)

18) The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Entertain mom & dad.

19) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Strength of Hulk & regeneration abilities like Wolverine.

20) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My good ol’ boy scouting days!

21) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Slacking in school.

22) You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
UK?

23) This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Doesn’t bother me.

24) Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to float. Who are you going to show this to first?
Family?

25) The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
None. Rather resurrect my own late grandpa.

26) The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Grandpas I said!

27) What’s your theme song?
We Only Just Begun (Glenn Jones)
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