Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

YB Response

YB had responded to 5XMom's business proposal & he is very unhappy with it, & decided to see the press to clear his name & reputation; "5XMom's radical business proposal seen by YB as blesphamous" And this is what happened; "Potong steam izzit?" ** YB is a malay word means 'Yang Berhormat' which literally mean 'Your Honour'. YB is only entitled for Malaysian VIP's such as ministers & prominent figures....

Firetal Attraction

Pun of The Week: Fatal attraction on firemens & the civil services in the line of duty as proved by this scenario reported by The Star recently; "Women hogging emergency lines - The Star, 13th Sept 06" and the parody of it; Enough to cause 'fire' on those poor firemens. So ladies...be sensible aight? Disclaimer: The portrayal of this comedic pun does not reflect the true opinion of the author. He dun hate women...

A Fugly Face & Some Atmosphere

Just stumbled across this article in The Star about this funny or should I say 'scary' looking appearance on a 'pinang' tree in Kampung Paya, near Kepala Batas in Penang. It was said that the 'face' seems to have have brought good luck to the villagers. Now the atmosphere has changed as the 'face' attracts the local public & drawn the village into a carnival-like mood as the curious public was thronging the village non-stop just to catch a glance on this strange abomination. The villagers ...

Discretion Needed…

Shanghai bank is gonna make Malaysians love (to bank with) them because they are making Malaysia's most popular expletive as their bank jingle. This clip may not mean any 'harm' in China, but it is very offensive in Malaysia. I couldn't imagine what would happen if this ad was shown in Malaysia. A pig is already offensive plus Malaysia's most famous vulgar word. Double trouble! Check this...

Is This Familiar?

So does this text below familiar? (Please be warned that this entry contains vulgarity that might offend some & inappropriate for minors) Reference/link to clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FctMuabHk3s Bus Uncle: Get off the bus right now! Don't, don't stay on the bus. Elvis: Not necessary. Bus Uncle: If not necessary Why must you pat on my shoulder? I'm talking on the phone. You, you . . . Elvis: Boss! Bus Uncle: Hey, don't call me boss. It's fair, you don't know me, I ...

FFK-logy

I really need to blog this. This idea of classifying FFK-ness came & inspired by my chat with Sharon just a while ago. 'Fong-Fei-Kei' (in Cantonese literally means 'leaving a jet plane' haha, not Chantal's song okay) aka Fly Kite, which means promised someone for a meetup but eventually never make it. Looking in the term & the science behind it, I think it can be summed up in 5 (possibly 6 too) categories just like our local PD classifying a homicide case. Haha. 1st Degree FFK -...

Bus Uncle II

The sequel is when some cops was summoned to the bus by some other commuters to deal with this uncle. Sorry no subtitle. To Cantonese understander, laugh all you can. Tha. So whats the verdict? Did the uncle deserve to get a tight slap? If im the cop, i will just cuff...

Bus Uncle I

Bus uncle sweeps Youtube! I got this funny clip from Crash, is about this old uncle on the Hongkong bus makin a fuss. The clip is in Canto, with some chinese & english sub-titles. Be warned; this clip contain explicit words that might be unsuitable for minors. Clip 1 scenario taken in the bus, with a youngster sitting on the back of the...