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	<title>Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover &#187; Funnies</title>
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	<description>Mundane matters - lame for some, nauseatic for others.</description>
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		<title>Nizar&#8217;s Car Plate A Hot Cake For Fortune Seekers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nizar Jamaluddin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our beloved Perak MB, Datuk Seri Nizar Jamaluddin was involved in an accident on the 7th. His Camry (not Zambry) overturned while trying to avoid a Volvo driven by a lady driver at a junction while on his way to a nearby clinic. And for the Chinese, a car driven by a prominent figure overturning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Plymothian, Top 10 999 Prank Calls in 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[999 telephone pranks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I have left Plymouth for 9 months now and this article below just struck me. You might not believe that even late takeaways and rare bird sightings are among the "emergencies" reported to Devon and Cornwall police this year. Not to mention pranks that was directed to the RSPCA as well.

Over the year, 999 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brown Goes Bonkers</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/brown-bonkers.htm</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[British politician]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Brown]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[UK politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gordon &#038; Optimus. What do they have in common?]]></description>
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		<title>Nigerian Scammers Infesting Facebook</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/nigerian-scammers-infesting-facebook.htm</link>
		<comments>http://www.cywong.com/nigerian-scammers-infesting-facebook.htm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bogus Facebook message]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After failing in their phishing operations, Nigerian turn princes to offer you 'businesses' via Facebook. Read on;
"The latest plan from the Nigerian scammers is to compromise a person's Facebook account, then send messages out to the friend list asking for cash. These emails, dubbed the Nigerian 419 fraud, are commonly found in inboxes the world over, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Are Dirtier Than Men?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funnies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[True but sad, sad bad true (pun intended).

WASHINGTON, Nov 4 - A new US study found that women have a greater variety of bacteria on their hands than men do.
And everybody has more types of bacteria than the researchers expected to find.
“One thing that really is astonishing is the variability between individuals, and also between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>China Is Ready</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/china-is-ready-for-olympic-games.htm</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[100 hellos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beijing police]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think China is ready, the clip below is far from amusing even though the cop does have a funny accent. Big up salute to Officer Liu Li Wen who has mastered 100 hellos in 100 languages though his 'speech' sounds like a rat-tat-tat murmuring without a full stop. What is more surprising is he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Your Regular Sex Shop</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/not-your-regular-sex-shop.htm</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bandar baru sentul]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Signs are very important for a business institution as they form an identity for the organization. Business signboards normally confer details relating to the firm's name, address, and phone number. When people are looking out for a sign relating to business purpose they need to consider some important points. In order to get a unique [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JJ &amp; Rudy &#8211; I Got It From My Mamak</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/jj-rudy-i-got-it-from-my-mamak.htm</link>
		<comments>http://www.cywong.com/jj-rudy-i-got-it-from-my-mamak.htm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey JJ…Laparla… Yeala, where you wanna go ah? Dunno, you got kereta? No ah… jalan lah
HERE WE GO!
JJ, where’d you get your canai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your maggi from?
JJ, where’d you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filler: Lil&#8217; Mosquito</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/filler-lil-mosquito.htm</link>
		<comments>http://www.cywong.com/filler-lil-mosquito.htm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 02:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Zany]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lets bitch slap some msoquitos, yeah lil ones..on air!]]></description>
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		<title>Pimpin&#8217; Muar</title>
		<link>http://www.cywong.com/pimpin-muar.htm</link>
		<comments>http://www.cywong.com/pimpin-muar.htm#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Astrosurge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[muar johor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wo bu shi hip-hop kaki, dan shi...]]></description>
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