Netmoirs of A Solemn Rover

Seven Swords

Director: Tsui Hark Genre: Action/History Starring: Leon Lai (Yang Yun Chong), Charlie Yeung (Wu Yuan Yin) & Donnie Yen (Chu Zhao Nan). Plot: Seven warriors come together to protect a village from a diabolical General. The plans to protect the civilian was sabotaged by a traitor among themselves. Spoiler: The heroes live & the traitor was just one of the village elder. My rating: ...

Aeon Flux

Director: Karyn Kusama Genre: Action/Sci-Fi/Thriller Starring: Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux), Marton Csokas (Trevor Goodchild), Sophie Okonedo (Sithandra) & Pete Postlethwaite (Keeper). Plot: Aeon Flux is a mysterious assassin working for the Monicans, a group of rebels trying to overthrow the government. When she is a sent on a mission to kill the "chairman" a whole new mystery is found. Spoiler: Betrayal over betrayal, & she ends up kickin' everyone's ass & win. How was...

Big Momma’s House II

Director: John Whitesell Genre: Action/Comedy/Thriller Starring: Martin Lawrence (Malcolm/Big Momma) & Nia Long (Sherri). Plot: On his latest assignment, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Lawrence) goes undercover as Big Momma, and works as a nanny for an unhappy woman (Procter) who is under investigation for murder. Spoiler: The CIA & FBI, I don't know why. Lame FBI shit. Pointless plot. Utter shambled storyline. My rating: ...

North Country

Director: Niki Caro Genre: Drama Starring: Charlize Theron (Josey Aimes), Frances McDormand (Glory), Sean Bean (Kyle) & Woody Harrelson (Bill White). Plot: A fictionalized account of the first major successful sexual harassment case in the United States -- Jenson vs. Eveleth Mines, where a woman who endured a range of abuse while working as a miner filed and won the landmark 1984 lawsuit. Spoiler: She won the lawsuit & became one of the most celebrated feminist activist. My...

Jerry Springing!

We decided to watch one of the the most controversial theatre of all time in UK! Why it is controversial? Because the play involves scenes of mocking God and Christianity in the most hillarious way. We realise church peeps are distributing pamphlets and chants condemning the movie. Some go to some extremes in condemning us, us the viewers too! Aww, to much of churchiness can make you go nuts. 1st January 2006 - 4th February 2006 JERRY SPRINGER THE OPERA Jerry Springer the Opera! [be...